My mother, last night, asked me to bring some things home for Chrismukkah:
“Dear, could you make sure you bring piano sheet music for Christmas carols?” (I used to have a big book of Every Carol Known To Man, but it seems to have vanished in a move)
“Sure, Mom. I’ll pick some up so we can have our traditional family Christmas Carol Singalong.”
“Thank you, dear. And could you also be sure to print out the Hannukah blessings?”
Multiculturalism begins at home!